Act like a lady, Think like a man

"If you are her man, she will walk on water and through a mountain for you, too, no matter how you've acted out, no matter what crazy thing you've done, no matter the time or demand. If you are her man, she will talk to you until there just aren't any more words left to say, encourage you when you're at rock bottom and think there just isn't any way out, hold you in her arms when you're sick, and laugh with you when you're up. And if you're her man and that woman loves you--I mean really loves you?--she will shine you up when you're dusty, encourage you when you're down, defend youre every word, even when you're not saying anything worth listening to."- Steve Harvey

Now if men could only see and understand that once a woman falls for you, they will go the whole nine yards plus more for you, unless they've been treated horridly in the previous relationship before you. If so, goodluck, chuck. Anyway, Bomb.com book to read, i'd highly suggest you get some insight on his wisdom. It's hilariously true..or i should say a more positive end to Why Men Love B*tches book, the negatives of all neggies.

Heres one thing he wrote about the difference between girl talk and boy talk that is so true:

You: I walked into work today and before I could get to my desk, I saw Tanya walking over to the coffee machine and wouldn't you know that heiffa had on the same shirt as me?
your girlfriend: you better stop it. Which one?
you:The blue one- you know, the one with the orange flower print? I got it from the store across town? On sale?
your girlfriend: you mean the one you found on the $29.99 rack in the back? The same day I found those shoes at the store just down the street?
you:thats the one! I wore that shirt to work a few weeks ago and she complimented me on it and next thing I know, she ran to the store and bought my shirt and is wearing it to work! Can you believe that?! Do you know how that made me feel?
your girlfriend: Aw hell to the nah. Are you serious? That's horrible. She got some nerve...

The conversation as you can imagine could go on for days, pointless situations and topics brought up that had nothing to do with the girl with the same shirt... but if you told your man this situation....

you: I walked into work today and before I could get to my desk, I saw Tanya walking over to the coffee machine and wouldn't you know that heiffa had on the same shirt as me?
your man: Really? Don't wear it anymore.

HAHA. i could imagine this conversation with my sister and my dad and laugh so hard because it's SO TRUE let alone with your girl friend and boy friend. Steve Harvey, you the man.