bombarrasssing!

today is quite embarassing. so i woke up pretty stankin late today..aka 1245 thanks to b.lee's lame text. i sit around almost feelin bored so i decide to go play ball. to top it off i own literally about 10 balls in the house all waiting to be autographed or already have nba autographs on them so i dont want to use them. to top it off i cant find my old basketballs at all in the junk room of our house. so i just decide to use the newest ball i got for autographs which turns out to be annoyingly flat. but wutever im desperate to play so im walk to marchbanks...i see these two little super UGLY dogs. and if you really know me, you would know my fear of dogs..but proudly i stood up to these dogs and told em whos boss...i was like screaming.."stop!" and showed no type of fear in my eyes..the dogs were really scared and even barked! boy i was proud..only to see seconds later the owner roll up in a car thinking i was tryna steal the dogs or sumthing..so i quickly leave to the park..i show up and these black gangster boys are loitering around..o lord, i try to ignore them and look cool only to look even more stupider because my ball barely bounced..and to top it off i shoot it and it gets stuck in the net!...ERGH...so embarassing i try to jump but my thunder calves are no hope, they just weigh me down. so i thought, hey lynnes car is at home maybe shes home..so i called tin n turns out..i called a mexicano mary lou who barely understood english...and im still talkin to her thinkin its tin..until she doesnt says nething n im like hello?...n she goes "long numba i mar-e lou." great sorry wrong numba!..so im so clueless...i dont wanna lose my ball but i also dont wanna look stupid attemptin to jump n get the ball. finally i take my beautiful shoes off and throw it like a loser n Thank the Lord almighty, my ball came down...TOTAL EMBARASSMENT..i guess thats what i get for tryna look hardcore in fronta "cool" guys. haha

and here is the sexy blonde pole dancer. hahaha type that in on google and this is what they give you..hella cute!