black friday.

Happy late thanksgiving..im super late and super lazy.. but better late than never.. im thankful for all you dedicated blogreaders! instead of sharing of the fun thanksgiving dinner i had with my great money running ego filled brained family, i'd rather share my black friday cray cray experience!

on the first note, this may be a bit racist but im sorry, i think some black ladies shouldnt be able to stay up all night and shop because they ruin peoples holiday spirits. I'll share why...but beware, it'll be long...

ive been contemplating and debating all day whether i should wake up at 3 for Old Navy to get the 5 dolla fleece, you know my people and how we get down with the cheap stuff.. it was an amazing deal, but at 930, therese asks to go with them to great mall...first off we get there hella late. and to all the people who want to try the whole great mall experience at 12... NEVER GO THAT EARLY! you'll kill yourself... go at like 4, it dies down so quick, its crazy. they'll still have all the good deals. anyway, when we get there i rush over going in and out of tall people to try and search for old navy and at last thanks to lards smart thinking we cut through the little cutty ways and found it!...only to see that the line to the register was massivly long AND i'm still waiting outside the line to GET INTO the frikin store. it was like waiting in line at disneyland.=\ as soon as i get in i manuever myself through the crowded area in search of lookin for the fleeces..and behind two red workers as which seemed to be the workers...was the bright and shiny black fleece glowing as if it was just waiting for me to just grab onto it and cherish it forever...i run to it before any of the other grouches take it..i look at the size... =\ shoot me, theres no more smalls. if it was still in the early 2000s, i woulda been happy with a large, but things change. i grab one for my uncle and grandma for xmas anyway... and get in line because i figured i shouldnt wait any longer as the line now began at the entrance, wrapped around the back, came back to the front and split into six different lines. oh please shoot me. to sum up that three hour experience wait in line, i basically shopped while i stood in line, got three jackets for refs, a thermal, and two fleece for others. =\ my arms are now sore and is in the process of growing thanks to oldnavy not providing carts. on top of that, my theory of why black women should not be allowed to shop on black friday is because...... they are grouchies of all grouches. and they're not the keep to yourself or your family grouch but the intimidating, rude, outloud, cuss grouch..

por ejemplo: our only entertainment of the morning was....first some black ladies get loud with another black man for cutting in line after waiting three hours...things get heated..all 200 people waiting in line wanted to see a fight and the indians tried to instigate by yelling at the black people...dumb much? finally security, bonquiqui, and the workers talk to the dreadhead and he finally leaves after 15 minutes of drama..as soon as he walks out literally, the WHOLE STORE is clapping. hahaha talk bout some maury! you would think that'd be the end of the grouch fest.. but no, the black lady three lines across gets very very grouchy and thinks this filipino lady is cutting in line when she just walked to her sister...calls security and the workers to snitch out the cutter...when the worker she called saw everything and told her that she wasnt cutting, the black lady had the balls to stomp her feet and go bonq on her screamin "THAT GIRL RIGH THURR JUST CUT EERYONE.." and from my distance all i could see was the worker just look confused and talked to her and she goes "arright im not gon argue with you, im just sayin we all grouchy and tired, i been waiting in line for 3 hours and i aint gon have her cut me"..DAYYYYYMMNN! thats a sign if youve been in line for three hours, youre grouchy and tired...drop your stuff and go home and sleep, geez youre not forced to buy anything!...on top of that the black lady behind me seems to get very grouchy too after three hours and decides to cuss out the indian women who wants to subtotal her things..three people ahead of us... sad thing was, i wanted to do the same, pay with diff cards for my items...=\....this lady was massive too! but thank God, after much prayer within the 45 minute time frame from the 10 feet to the register, when i arrived to the counter, i threw all my stuff onto the counter with relief..and she decides to tell my "oh girl i feel you, you just wanna get all your stuff handled..that stuff is mad heavy" with that being said, i assumed she was cool with me... but still a bit nervous...i quickly told my cashier in a very low voice with the crowds voice over mines...can i split these two items... and phewwww the black girl sure did know how to give me space!....i walked outta there in peace..while my legs were being dragged because i couldnt stand any longer.

what a black friday, what a black friday...grouchy women = a no no.. word of advice, if you grouchy stay your a _ _ home! no body needs your grouchy spirits to be shared...if you've encountered a similar experience, lmao. im sure you got great entertainment.