Friday, February 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
all star rooks.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
what in the world..?!?!?!
and they strike again...
family friend that works for ACtransit said he knows the 67yr old and he sure aint any ordinary 67yr.old.. haha war veteran killlled the EX MURDERER!!..yes, the black man got arrested and sent to jail for ten yrs..thanks to being a murderer. yikes!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
pep pep pepito!
cheese - Maria like me, but cheese ugly.
mushroom - When all my family gets in the car, there isn’t mushroom.
shoulder - My friend didn’t know how to make tacos, so I shoulder.
Texas - My friend always texas me fowards.
herpes - Me and my friend shared a pizza; I got my piece then she got herpes.
July - Ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me julyer!
rectum - I had two cars but my wife rectum.
chicken - I was going to the store with my wife, but chicken go by herself.
wheelchair - We only have one soda, but it’s okay, wheelchair.
chicken wing - My mom plays the lottery in hopes that chicken wing.
liver - A bully was messing with my sister and I told her to liver her alone.
body wash - I wanted to go to the bar, but no body wash my kids.
Budweiser - That girl has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
--thanks breeee.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
happy 22nd birthday!
Monday, February 15, 2010
this weekend.
ohh valentines day..another year, another day... watched valentines day and from paris with love. i think i was on a roll of movies this weekend... three free movies ...we all know the best things are FREEEE! haha..i also watched dear john on thurs. if you want to know how well they went..they were all pretty darn good movies..heres my ratings with minor comments:
Valentines Day: 5 stars out of 5..excluding the fact that there were way too many celebs to keep up with in this movie, it was def a heartmelter.
From Paris with Love: 4 stars out of 5.. good movie if you can keep up with the fast pace of this movie and some of the nasty scenes..not nude nasty either but the bloody type.
Dear John: 4 out of 5.. good slight tearjerker..woulda earned 5 stars if amanda seyfriend was not the main character..she was a bit odd.
i was a bit upset that i missed out on the sf pillow fight, but whatever...i had a gooood night watching movies.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Puberty
so i decided to write bout my previous years growing up, going through poverty,...and the rest of the goods in a nutshell...enjoy.
So when i was growing up, most of you guys that know me quite well ....was a massive tomboy or no..i wouldnt really consider it a tomboy..more of a straight up boy...so bad to the point, i would be mistaken for a boy=( oh.. heartbreaking confidence levels went down theere... anyway..so basically my puberty years were pretty like as of a boy excluding the whole boobs and *icks exchanged. haha going through puberty i thought boys were THEEE *hiiiit.. therefore, wanting no DYING and wishing to be a boy..it was so much easier...no dresses, ugly platform heels, shaved/ short hair...etc.
the key points i thought was cool back then but now thinking back, i'm soo hurt and disturbed:
1.voice. i would be often told that my voice was getting lower like a guy..specifically during the SavageGarden-truly madly deeply era.
2. my hair. did not contribute to my girlishness when i had a boy mushroom cut for about five years..until it hit me in 7th grade that all the guys were totally hittin on the girls with long greazy hair..by the time i realized and grew out my hair,....my jackie chan looks had come into play..not cute
3. my style. was uncomparable..i had GOT to be theee most stylish looking tomboy..rockin the red windbreakers, oversized sweaters..you know the sleaze
4. period. this may be a bit awkward for some guys to read..but ugh..i think this has GOT to be the worse thing any girl has to go through...when i first got mines i freakedddd out..ran around the house devastated...so shocked..i fell down the flight of stairs going down to my room half naked. then you get that weird stench in the beginning of your period cycle that when you dont shower...(which everyone knows no one liked to do when they were younger) you would get this fish odor that no one would have the balls to tell you, you reaked. thank God for maturing, showering, and clean fresh smell.
5. boobs. i think as an athlete and a tomboy..you always want your boobs to be as flat as possible...ugh..two bee stings on your chest is not always a good thing growing up as a tomboy.
ugh puberty is soooooo embarassing.
Monday, February 8, 2010
a bit of an early valentine..
Sunday, February 7, 2010
diaries of a referee.
so many of you probably wonder whats my job (a basketball referee for 3rd-8th grders) and question ohh do you get yelled at and on with the rest?...heres my story:
Coming into this "job" i knew i had to have the thickest face on earth and take all the crap the fans, coaches, and players give me. being that i used to play basketball and how i yelled at the refs, i thought i could handle the crap..oh, lord oh lord,...i used to wonder why some refs were so bad and that even though we yelled at them...they'd still suck...but it has FINALLY come to my conclusion that..(i think most refs would agree with me) THE MORE YOU YELL AT A REFEREE, THE MORE ANNOYED the REFS GET, THE MORE THEY WILL FAVOR THE OTHER TEAM.. (please note that and inform all your friends and family who are coaches and players)
with that being said, ive gained so much respect of other referees who DO NOT get paid as much as they should for how much crap is thrown at them. I just did a game on friday for some little, obnoxious, know it all 5th graders. the game started out well, made conversation with the kids during freethrows..until the little evil devil sides came out of them when their coach became satan himself. I dont think parents/fans should be telling the REFS what to do when they probably havent even played the game ever, compare a 5th grade game to the NBA, or dont know their lil angelic on the outside but evil inside child is an ACTOR! I admit, the game was a very intense and close game, us refs NOT ALWAYS have the best angles so give us a dang break..we cant see everything your fat ass can see.. so the coach is yelling at me and my partner for not calling doubledribbles, helllo...we didnt call them cause he was screaming at the TOP OF HIS LUNGS "TERRRRRRRRRRRIBBBBBBBBLEEEEE" towards us..like excuse me? then his little 3'10 kids think they're all sick coming up to me and telling ME, a TRAINED REF, that they're traveling, fouling, blah blah. this kids in 5th grade?! what in the world, he made it seem like it was a NBA championship game..then one of his teammates later has the nerve at size 3feet to go and try and punch a 4'11 kid on the other team. Shaq vs. Boykins. ridiculous. Refs have to put up with soo much, somtimes i wish i was rich, so i dont have to worry about getting kicked out for being unprofessional and just tell the kids tryna act cool to shut up and sock them straight in the face. i have never ever bitten my tounge and ignored all the rude comments thrown at me before, but that day..was ridics.. there should be a rateateam.com so people can write about their experiences good or bad..forget yelp, im for rateateam.com!
is it bad...
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
clumsy..
"I needed to buy a red dress to wear to a wedding but arrived at Macy's around closing time.The dress I liked didn't come in my size, or so I thought until I found it on the mannequin.I quickly propped up the mannequin's arms and removed the dress.I gave my mom implicit instructions to put another dress onto the mannequin while I went to the fitting room.When I finished, this was the scene I arrived to."
courtesy of steph.d.lara