dont mess with the pooHAN.

so i was hanging out with sharie today and me and her love sharing roommate/ housemate stories.. whether they're about us or friends..or friends of friends..etc...hahaha which came to my notice that...ROOMMATES/HOUSEMATES can be so disgusting, rude, and get carried away.

i mean seriously?..what are people thinking these days... must i talk about mines,....i'd rather not because she may be reading this for all i know and i see her on campus stilll hahaha but most of you should know the evil side of me...

but today, sharie told me a more outrageous story about her friends friend whom we named "V"...who shares the similar evil part of my brain....so TAKE NOTES and learn from your mistakes...cause reality is harsh and or as they say .."pay back is a B****H!" because it sho is...

SKIP STRAIGHT TO STORY ---->

so "V" lives with a kinda white trashish couple..who are rude and dirt. it turns out the woman of the couple steals V's clothing, stains them and doesnt return them ...nor does she asks. so after a long while v gets irritated even after she locks her room door the woman breaks in and still takes the clothing....after retaliating, v gets really mad and notices that their dog is pathetic and untrained and poos and pees all over the floor...so thinking to herself...that if she did that, they would just assume it'd be the dog.. one day V sees a pile of clothes on the floor in the house...she walks over takes off her pants and uses the clothes as her toilet..still not gettin the point, the stupid white girl still steals clothes and assumes the "dog" peed on the clothes...V's still not satisfied with her retaliation..and just when you think shes all out of ideas...she gets a lightbulb...and sees the canoe sittin in the house...after X amount of days worth of filling her stomach up with theee most disturbing yet rotting things to ever eat,....shes finally gets diarrhea.. she walks over to the canoe and does her duties drops off some melted kids...and what do you know...the couple assumes its the dog who had the melted kids...HAHAHAHA

....and you thought i was bad?...boy, did we all think wrong.. so if ever, you were put in a situation...theres some retaliation tips for ya...but dnt EVA think about pullin it on the queens of them all..cause they'll eat you 100x harder than you ate them.
thanks dweebi$t.