VACAY all day everyday

i cant believe the week is over in san jo. its beeeeenn sooo fun, i can barely stop bragging about it and replaying it in my head. i live in a...hotel type of apt..a room to myself. the boys live across the street, the girls on the other side of me..and a swimming pool to top it all off. its like vacationing with everyone at san jo!. classes arent so crackin, but its only the first half of the day then its party time in the afternoon till the moanin! swimming all day everyday..well tannin for me cuz i dint have a swimsuit..but im ready next week! heres some pics.

the girls with jaymie and b in the back

swwwiiimminnnng swimmming time..(sung to the summa summa summa time song)

oh, self timers..you're so helpful

crazy drunk guys bellyfloppin from balcony's and everything else you name..

oohhh, his sstommmach was blood red after he got out.

parttayy

my hotel room

the other side of my hotel room

my dedication to my one n only..basketball

the hotel living room

the hotel kitchen..

the other side of it..

our vanity ur-eah

our hotel smelling bathroom

talk bout all day vacay..i kno you jealous. you can come n visit me...just tuh tuh totally call me!

ill-MATIC-lusion

do you see two people of whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhattttttt..freaaakkayyy thang! take a couple steps back from the screen if you iz a bit slow and blind.

albie einstein and mary monroe

summer reign

suuuummmmer isnt officially over for me until the end of this week because we iz goin campin!.. yeahoo too excited. i bought a huge shark floatie to use in the swiiming pool!..ohhhh sweet jesus, i cant be more excited. i also cleaned out my room and i found over 500 waterballoons. and beach balls too. too exciting.

officially moved back to san jo..in a single room apt..with krystal justina and jazmine with a Z from the oC. its crackin waking up to your own room in san jo and not having to worry bout the peeves your annoying roommate does..or having an anxiety attack cuz you just heard the front door open and you dont kno if its her or not. haha yikes!..wellll you should definitely come n check out the new paaallaceee.. its crackin..

i will post pics up later because i forgot my memory stick at homes. stay tuned!...

lil weezy f. babay.

i kno lotta you guys look up to weezy f. baby..aka lil wayne..the raspy voice of his runs through the veins of your spine and tickles your back..haha juss kidding..lick lick lick yo lollipop while u read this...that is if you are a weezy fan or is interested..

1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these *****es is *****es." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a *****." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

s-u-c-c-e-s-s

The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, and caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a vehicle called Jesus, YOU WILL MAKE IT TO A PLACE CALLED SUCCESS.

it may sound a bit familiar to some of you.. let go and let God

i also enjoy looking at irenes myspace pics for they are super inspiring..http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=29514199
you can check them out ..that is if youre her friend..if not, if im not lazy...i'll post them up personally.

pictures up soon! and the choos are back toodayyyy!!! i've never been this excited for them.


can you beat to the box..

waterworld USA!!!

we went to waterworld usa!.... as a youth group ..it was fun.. just gettin to know each other better is a greaaaaaaaaaaaaatt feeling.. and watching them grow and mature is even more crackin..heres some pics from the fun and exciting day.. with a lotta ppl. i also swam my heart out just like natalie coughlin and michael phelps.

heres the exciting wave pool we were in forever..screaming for the waves to come and swoop us off our feet...

my favie girls foreva..lily n rosie the "skg" crew haha jk..but the girls before we got a bit wet..
our fun and exciting train...fightin against the current
the lazy river train...
floatin in our life jackets in the 2 feet deep watuhhh..
amanda and maemae tryna fight the lazy river..
SKG & SKB. hahaha
the free sunglasses we got from CWtv.. yeahoo talk bout every color!

WATER WORLD WAS CRACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKIN!

lessons to learn...

i jacked this from someone..but its pretty funny and nice to share with the people who havent read this before...

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull %*#$ might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who +$!!! on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of %*#$ is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep %*#$, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

*watch what you do, learn from your mistakes, and use your head!...