the best things in life are free...and no im not talkin bout nothin or nobody passin away or nothin..but you know its that time for that FREE KFC!...or KGC in this case. thanks to oprah and her richassness, she hookd it up with some free grilled chickens and two sides plus biscuit...it cant get no better for a broke ass college student living off sausages for the next two weeks...!!!! get yours while they last... till may 19th! does not work on mothers day though so throw away your cheapassnesss and take your mom out to some houston's style place...if you dont know houston's in the city, look it up on yelp.
heres the hook up so you dont gotta go searchin for it..
Dear Oprah Winfrey,
we love you dear old oprah, although we never will get a chance to thank you in person, we will love how you have contributed your richassness in so many great ways..thanks again for saving all college students from starvation. you are truly God's chosen child!!!! sorry i couldnt find a sexy-er picture of you, you still look like one hot momma tho...you look like a mix of oprah and lauryn hill...sweet jesus..two good doubles in one!!!!
Love,
a broke college student in dire need of free food.
I thank my God everytime i remember you. philippians 1:3
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lmaoooooo this post had me ROLLIN!! thanks for the tip for the free chicken. looks like i found lunch tomorrow hahah
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